Your Valentine Playlist and Drink Pairing

Roses are red, violets are blue, this playlist is real dope and this drink is….strong enough to get us all through. No matter what your plans are tonight, we hope you fill yourself up with self-love and maybe a little …

Today in the News: What the Fuck?

Today a bunch of fucking cowards voted against the better interest of our nation and along party lines to confirm a woefully ignorant, comically underqualified, blatantly nepotistic choice for Secretary of Education. The only two Republicans to vote against her confirmation …

I Dreamed A Dream…And Then Moved On

When I was a kid I fantasized about being Annie Banks from Father of the Bride. I would go to college, find a tall, handsome stud to fall in love with while studying abroad in Italy, marry him by the …

You Marched. Now What?

Last Saturday, an estimated 3.3 million at its lower estimate – 4.6 million people at its highest – gathered together across the globe to speak out against the anti-woman, anti-people of color, anti-LGBTQI, anti-immigrant rhetoric of the previous election cycle. …

How To Succeed In Relationships Without Really Trying

Relationships are hard. We run around like chickens with our heads cut off desperately searching for The One, that mythical person who’s supposedly roaming the Universe and is somehow destined to “complete us.” Whatever the fuck that means. Patronizing implications …

#Fuck2016 Will be the Fire in my Belly

If you type “2016” into google, google will suggest you search “2016 on fire” because it assumes it must be relevant to your interests. I think it’s a good indication of how many people felt about the past year. John …

5 NYE Looks to show 2017 Who’s Boss

It’s almost time to say BYE FELIPE to what was arguably the most tumultuous year in human history. I know you may not feel up to it, but I think it’d be good for us to throw on some war paint, …

Your New Favorite Winter Cocktail

‘Tis the season to binge comically terrible Hallmark movies, cuddle up with your bf or gf or bff or bp (body pillow), and pour yourself a drink to grapple with the fact that, no Christly, a person-sized pillow can never …

A Definitive Guide to Winter TV Binge Watching

Hey guys, it’s cold now! Why would you want to go outside these days- just because you have a job, or school, or a desire to be a contributing member of society? Okay, that’s all fine and good. But have …