Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele Eloped and I Must Have Missed my Invite

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By Paige

Hey, Chels? JP? Are you guys mad at me? Did you really just get married and like…not even let me know? Honestly, I kind of can’t believe this dog in a Hawaiian shirt got an invite and I didn’t because I feel like I’ve been there for you guys since the beginning. It’s cool that you guys wanted to be low key about it, but did I really just found out via an after-the-fact Instagram post that doesn’t even have a specific date or location? It’s cool, I’m not upset. Really, congratulations. I hope your marriage is as beautiful and hilarious as you are.